Friday, May 7, 2010

Dear Hollywood Actresses...

I hear a number of you really want the part of Lisbeth Salander in the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo American film David Fincher is making. Well guess what, NO!

First off, this movie should not even be made. The book is amazing and the Swedish movie is about as damn good as it is going to get. I mean, over 600 pages of politics, intrigue, and lots of detail and elements they play in later books.

Besides, Noomi Rapace was pitch perfect and lets be honest, no ones going to be better because she's a Swedish actress who, like most Swedes, read the book and than played the Swedish character of Lisbeth on top of looking like the character's suppose to. That's just unbeatable.

Secondly, trying to wow the screenwriter is a dumb fucking idea. This is a fucking awesome part and deserves talent. Maybe you women should try and audition. Personally, several of you don't fit the description unless you tapped your breasts down and shrunk a bit.

And third, this shouldn't even be made into a movie. Really. No, no, no.

Fourth, my expectations are every low here. But who knows, miracles do happen.

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